Disclaimer (for legal reasons, and for those of you who can’t understand that this article is satire): this article is a joke.
What is homeroom? Freshmen have asked this question since the dawn...
In the game of life, there are two ways to handle stressful situations. The "wolves," aka the future finance bros of America, hunt their prey and try to achieve the impossible- leaving school as early...
Disclaimer: this article is satire. Somewhat.
According to statistics gathered by the Oxford English Dictionary, the most commonly spoken words in the English language are “the”, “be”, and “to”....
The cafeteria, our saving grace. The place of refuge we constantly long for in that last period before we sit down and break bread, or more accurately, open a Snickers bar. This is true for both teachers...
